Talking to mi madre yesterday and she was saying she doesn't understand the concept of dessert.

I don't understand why some people eat dessert after dinner!  Why don't they just eat more dinner? 

Because some people want something sweet after eating something salty. 

Then why don't they eat something sweet for dinner? 

Because you're not supposed to eat something sweet for dinner, that's against the rules. 

What rules?  Who made up these rules?  I don't like those rules... 

So if I wanted to eat chocolate for breakfast, I should be able to do that? 

Yes.  But then if you do that everyday you'll get fat.  Do people do that?  That's why America is so fat...

Can't really fault her reasoning.